March 2012
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Um I just got asked out um.
I have a life on friday night I guess um.
Ok.
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I hate this town it's so washed up, and all my...
sisterofwaterwicca:
Josh Ramsay - “You’re...
I don’t want to sleep alone tonight
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
February 2012
I don’t understand how some girls find the time to talk about guys all the time. When do you get a chance to fangirl about nice bands.
this-might-sting-a-bit:
Josh, I just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my body
so fuck me maybe
"Chill out. It's just a TV show." →
Inbox me a quality/feature and i'll say whether I...
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My best friend has been hiding her 1D obsession...
um.
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Lauren Toyota: JUST LOOK AT THEIR SUPERFANS TO...
MINDLESS BEHAVIOUR IS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN THEM OKAY.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
6 YEAR OLD RAPPERS OKAY.
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Much Music lists Marianas Trench as a 'boy band'
They play fucking instruments okay.
beyoncebeytwice:
*sits in dark room wrapped in snuggie and sips hot chocolate while illuminated by the warm glow of laptop*