February 2012
gossipgran:
who invented valentine’s day i want to know so i can sue them
I don’t know why but I feel really depressed right now.
I just feel so… alone and hated I guess.
Before the GYHO tour started:
Josh: Hey Matt, what do you think about me spitting glitter into the crowd every night.
Matt: Well... why?
Josh: Because wouldn't that be cool!?
Matt: That's... not... cool, Josh.
Josh: Yeah it is! It's SO cool!! Plus also it fits the theme of Ever After.
Matt: Didn't you say that we WEREN'T rainbows and unicorns?
Josh: Yeah but that's before I thought of this glitter thing.
Matt:
Josh:
Matt:
Josh: So it's a yes?
Matt: You're a fucking moron.
mtrench:
Whoever released where the guys are staying; come here so I can throw up all over your face.
haley-s2:
I feel kind of bad for Josh… I mean, I’m happy for Carly that she got signed by Justin Bieber and all, but that was all cause of Josh, and he should have more credit for it. I’m not 100% sure on wether he wrote, or co-wrote the song, but either way he’s not getting the recognition he deserves. Just me?
everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
saddeer:
tyrawanks:
asian pregnancy test:
1. write an equation down and then insert into vagina
2. if the equation has been solved you are pregnant
manchesterorgasm:
be nice to your kids or they’ll talk shit about you on the internet
Of Mice & Men: Come back so I can say thank you for this. Home cooked meals and a place to rest my troubled head when you're away.I've passed the test, I've earned an A, not just in school, but in life. You'll always be right by my side to help me show hope to all that are lost and sick in this dying world.I'll use the love you left behind, I'll change their minds, I'll change their minds.
Blessthefall: Let's start at one, and count the days. Let's hope to God that time flies like they say. Cause this instance, can distance my heart from yours tonight. But I'm wide awake now, and I'm holding your picture. It's so cold here. without you, without you.
Asking Alexandria: It was you that told me I could do this. You put the music in my heart and how you sang with the band in Memphis It’s hard just to be strong not knowing if I’ve done you proud. I like to imagine you smile when you hear my songs
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid). You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid). You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
pokec0re:
don’t follow your dreams follow my blog
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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